Another Installment in the HUH??? Chronicles
My seven year old today:
"I wish the World had a tongue.
And I wish it was Maryland."
"I wish the World had a tongue.
And I wish it was Maryland."
paper lantern of the day Friday, January 04, 2008
7 Comments:
Maybe she wants to be a taste bud?
LOL, ah kids...
It makes more sense than you think. Often I've wished Virginia was the nasal cavity of the continental U.S.
Translate, please????
(but still funny, no matter what!)
:)
because Maryland has the best accent in the world?
Because... ? That'd be my question.
One of my recent favorites from my eldest, answering her dad...
Daddy: "This looks a lot like Mommy's book. Look at all these chapters!"
Sara: "Oh no. It's a lot more interesting."
So that's it. The early reviews. From a 10-year-old who hasn't even read my book.
This interview conducted over the breakfast table this morning.
Mom: "Honey, why do you want Maryland to be the tongue of the world?"
Daughter: "Because Maryland is at the tip of the United States."
Mom: "What does that have to do with being a tongue?"
Daughter: "'Cause I want the world to talk."
Mom: "What do you think the world might say?"
Daughter: " 'Stop leaving trash around.' "
Mom: "Anything else?"
Daughter: "Nope."
There you have it readers. Maryland speaks for the planet. Quit being such a slob.
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