04 January 2008

Another Installment in the HUH??? Chronicles

My seven year old today:

"I wish the World had a tongue.

And I wish it was Maryland."

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7 Comments:

Blogger Leatherwing said...

Maybe she wants to be a taste bud?

8:54 PM  
Blogger Violet said...

LOL, ah kids...

9:45 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

It makes more sense than you think. Often I've wished Virginia was the nasal cavity of the continental U.S.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Robin said...

Translate, please????

(but still funny, no matter what!)

:)

1:53 PM  
Anonymous heather goodman said...

because Maryland has the best accent in the world?

5:43 PM  
Blogger L.L. Barkat said...

Because... ? That'd be my question.

One of my recent favorites from my eldest, answering her dad...

Daddy: "This looks a lot like Mommy's book. Look at all these chapters!"

Sara: "Oh no. It's a lot more interesting."

So that's it. The early reviews. From a 10-year-old who hasn't even read my book.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

This interview conducted over the breakfast table this morning.

Mom: "Honey, why do you want Maryland to be the tongue of the world?"

Daughter: "Because Maryland is at the tip of the United States."

Mom: "What does that have to do with being a tongue?"

Daughter: "'Cause I want the world to talk."

Mom: "What do you think the world might say?"

Daughter: " 'Stop leaving trash around.' "

Mom: "Anything else?"

Daughter: "Nope."


There you have it readers. Maryland speaks for the planet. Quit being such a slob.

11:06 AM  

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